Today’s joke

A  funeral parlour driver arrived at the accident scene shortly after it had happened, and was overhead calling his boss excitedly, “Yea, two of the five cars are beyond recognition, and it seems two or three people are critically injured!”

A few moments later he was heard answering his boss’s curious call, “Unfortunately no one has died…”

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Today’s quotation

“Anyone who has never made a mistake has not tried something new”

                                               Albert Einstein

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